… You have a photo of you hunting or fishing; proving you are a provider on a dating site
… You believe the only way to remain ‘true to yourself’ is to move to Alaska
… You insist your amount of being Gorean is dependent on how many Gorean groups you join
… That roleplaying on Second Life equals real life experiences
… That beginning a conversation with “Tal” and ending it with “Be Well” are the only forms of communications accepted among real Goreans
… Have an understanding of the Third Knowledge but are unable to share it with anyone else because only you are gifted to know it
… Taking a photo of you in the nadu slave position in a messy clutered room proves how much of a domestic slave you are
… Capping and uncapping/slashy/ speech is evidence how Gorean you are
… Watching the Gor movies as your source of information
… Believing reading the Books automatically makes you a verified warrior (or slave)
… The answer to any argument can be settled and end with RTFB!
… You carry a spare Collar in your back pocket just in case…..
… Your wisdom of Gor is in direct relation to the length of your beard
… Your name consists of a fictional place such as Ar or Tabor
… You are proud to tell everyone you have read all the Books more than 6 times and still believe they are literary genius
… The only place to make love is in the furs
… One’s stature is in direct relation to the size of their Home Stone
… Attending Ren Fairs equals the real life culture of Gor
… That eating at His Majesty’s Feast is obviously a Gorean establishment
… That Goreans are the best equipped in the entire world to handle a Zombie Apocalypse
… You fill out that you have been a ‘yellow caste’ for many years online, when filling out a job application for a construction job
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Your source of information is watching Gore movies!!!
all 2 of the very poorly made films…